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We, of course, open on STEEMER, on his belly, in a home’s air duct, holding a flashlight and speaking to camera.
Which would look something like…
…this.
Steemer: (into camera) The average air duct is full of 40lbs. of allergens, dust and bug feces.
The flashlight turns OFF.
CUT…to STEEMER emerging out of a wall VENT, into a front LIVING ROOM.
And if you click forward, you’ll see a mockup…
…of the wall we’d create with a hinged air duct for STEEMER to crawl out of as he says…
Steemer: (to camera) That ends today.
CUT…to a 10-year-old KID, sitting in a chair.
Kid: Is it bad in there, Steemer?
CUT…to a 2-SHOT…as STEEMER says…
Steemer: Horrifying.
…and then REMOVES his MUSTACHE and SHAKES it out like a dusty rag, as the VO says…
VO: When clean enough is not enough…
CUT…to END TREATMENT. The LOGO’d DOOR of a parked STANLEY STEEMER van CLOSES and an A CAPELLA CHOIR SINGS…
Choir: Call one eight hun-dred steee-mer!
We, of course, open on STEEMER, on his belly, in a home’s air duct, holding a flashlight and speaking to camera.
Which would look something like…
…this.
Steemer: (into camera) The average air duct is full of 40lbs. of allergens, dust and bug feces.
The flashlight turns OFF.
CUT…to STEEMER emerging out of a wall VENT, into a front LIVING ROOM.
And if you click forward, you’ll see a mockup…
…of the wall we’d create with a hinged air duct for STEEMER to crawl out of as he says…
Steemer: (to camera) That ends today.
CUT…to a 10-year-old KID, sitting in a chair.
Kid: Is it bad in there, Steemer?
CUT…to a 2-SHOT…as STEEMER says…
Steemer: Horrifying.
…and then REMOVES his MUSTACHE and SHAKES it out like a dusty rag, as the VO says…
VO: When clean enough is not enough…
CUT…to END TREATMENT. The LOGO’d DOOR of a parked STANLEY STEEMER van CLOSES and an A CAPELLA CHOIR SINGS…
Choir: Call one eight hun-dred steee-mer!